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  • A cat with a nap

    Upon a winnock, hale and braw, A puissant puss, wi’ lazy paw, Survey’d his realm, his grand dominion, And clos’d his een in lordly pinion. Wi’ bated breath, the world stood still, Awaiting that momentous thrill, When on his throne o’ fluff and plume, The cat wad nap, dispelling gloom. Now nature held a hush…

  • Alternate ending to Gruffalo

    On went the mouse through the deep dark wood.A cat saw the mouse, and the mouse looked good. “Where are you going to, little brown mouse?Come and join me for a snack in my cosy house.” “It’s terribly kind of you, Cat, but no –I’m going to play games with a gruffalo.” “A Gruffalo? What’s…